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Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites. (lemmy.ml)

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why would I fight? I'll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I'd vote for.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

You will need a Bachelor's in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as "self-employed" so you have to track your own taxes.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

The photo should just be an Israeli flag.

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