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The Witch's Curse (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] [email protected] 113 points 3 days ago

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg

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