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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said 'here's your coke'. So I said 'wait, I didn't order a coke' and she said ' it's Dr Pepper'. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Yeah... I'm gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from "she called Dr. Pepper coke" to "she's flirting with me", if you don't mind.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

He thought she was saying a small lie to get a reaction out of him. Like playing a small prank. Playfulness

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.

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