There are no written Soviet records, no logs, no official drilling reports, and no confirmation that they'd lit it intentionally – but there's no disputing a ~100-foot (~30-m) deep, 226-foot (69-m) wide pit of relentless fiery fury that's been burning for around 50 years in the Karakum Desert of Turkmenistan.
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We still got time to toss some politicians in there.
haven't at least some of them been elected? If so, who should be punished? Asking for a friend, obviously ;)
Shipping all 70 million of them to Turkmenistan might be a logistical challenge.
Tell 'em there's profitable AI down there and the bow ties itself
Challenge accepted.
Scrap them all and start over.