▲ 451 ▼ What is wrong with some of you? (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 99 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] teft@startrek.website 41 points 3 years ago (3 children) The devil is married? permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 18 points 3 years ago To a women no less permalink fedilink source parent [–] jkmooney@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) "His wife" could be a....let's say, "euphemism" for something else. In which case, that ain't rainwater falling..... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago He beat pee pee? permalink fedilink source parent [–] MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY... for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for the last 48 years!!.. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jkmooney@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) "His wife" could be a....let's say, "euphemism" for something else. In which case, that ain't rainwater falling..... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago He beat pee pee? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY... for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for the last 48 years!!.. permalink fedilink source parent
