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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Imagine living in a universe where, without even trying, you can run so fast that if you trip, you will die and splatter your body over a couple hundred meters of ground. And if you trip into someone, it'll kill them and possibly an entire pile of people.

Like, in motor racing, the cars get wrecked but the drivers are fine. In the movie Cars, they all die. The race spectators are watching a blood sport.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

have you actually seen Cars?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Yes, my favorite scene is when the villain grabs them and slams them into a tree to murder them.

Wait… did you say Cars? I thought you said Friday the 13th VII

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Wait.....is it the 13th? Or the 7th??? WHICH DAY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SIR???

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I think he was about to type out a yell to his girlfriend VIIIIIIICTORIA, but was murdered before he could finish it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It's been a while, I admit.
But the premise is simple enough that you don't really need to remember much of it

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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