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[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Chainrite the 9th (he rides a WH40K bicycle)

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it's small but I see no pedals on there

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Remember how they don't use auto gun loaders and instead sacrifice people to load em? Its the same logic, If you put pedals on those bicycles the blueprint risks summoning a daemon. Do not question this

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I do not remember this because I haven't got the first clue about WH40K past cultural osmosis. The explanation seems reasonable, yet, you'd figure the orks would've built a bicycle

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

There are ancient ships thousands of years old in service to the Imperium. Their large cannons no longer have automatic reloading systems and nobody wants to risk breaking anything by trying to fix it, so they use large press gangs to manually load these ginormous guns. Some of these people have lived in the bowels of these ships for generations and develop their own cultures around these weapons, never knowing of life outside the depths of the ship. They will wage war against the other gun crews, unaware of their true purpose.

The rest of the ship's crew often leaves these loaders forgotten in the depths of the ship. They care not how the guns are loaded, only that they fire. To be alive in such times is to live in the cruelest and bloodiest regime imaginable. A ship's crew is no different.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I don't see why you couldn't have a crew pedaling a giant hulking 40 story bicycle then

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if that's human powered I accept it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Then they'd paint it red because red makes everything go faster.... Literally

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I..... I can dream? shocked-dino

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