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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I can't hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn't even believe.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If your lungs are making that much noise you might have a medical condition that you should go get checked out, lungs aren't supposed to be that noisy.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It was clearly a figure of speech

    Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen

    Should check that out with doctor, just saying

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