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Life at 40 (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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