▲ 1181 ▼ IT’S THE FEDS! (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 106 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Ardycake@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) The chocolate has lowered in quality. The toys have been dumbed down. Is that everywhere or just US? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Between all the microplastics, digital babysitting, and the department of education, the US had to dumb down its toys or risk alienating the target market. Regarding the lower quality chocolate, they've begun adding crayons directly to the mix so the children grow to become better marine recruits. obligatory /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Between all the microplastics, digital babysitting, and the department of education, the US had to dumb down its toys or risk alienating the target market. Regarding the lower quality chocolate, they've begun adding crayons directly to the mix so the children grow to become better marine recruits. obligatory /s permalink fedilink source parent