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Obviously, the interviewer is implying about loyalty to the state ("state" as in country, not a US State) or to an administration, and I know that they are implying that. But I am not loyal to an administration. But I know that's what they actually meant.

How would the polygraph interpret it if I say "Yes", because I'm answering based on my interpretation of loyalty to the constitution, but deep down, I full well know the implied question the interviewer is asking.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Just get "nervous" at every question and you're golden.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Lol my anciety is through the roof.

I went to the ER once because I thought I was having a heart attack but they didn't find anything after blood tests and an x ray.

So its just extreme anxiety and paranoia.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Sounds like you're set bro. Just treat every question like you don't actually know the answer.

"My name? Uh.. Uh..."

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Oh shit, what if I was kidnapped as a baby and my parents are actually my kidnappers and this isn't my real name?

๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ“ˆ

(Did I pass the test? ๐Ÿ‘€)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Turn around and hold your hands behind your back for a minute.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The interviewers know this, and will fail you after reminding you multiple times that the only answers you can give is yes or no. The mental breakdown has to stay inside your head to be effective. ;)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

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