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To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them "I'm a stud"
Standard dad calibration technique.
I do that on my husband. He's never too amused.
I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can't enjoy being single. Well. For now.
Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
It's actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don't even have to cook without flavor.
See? That's the spirit! I'm glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.
https://xkcd.com/952/
I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him "i think its defective" 🤪
Dad v2.0
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say "look, I found a stud!"
I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
Well that definitely makes it less ...uh... cute.