this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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To avoid confusion about my left your left I'd wager.
What confusion? Everyone who isn't a complete nonce will immediately understanding we're referring to the direction of the ship.
Also, how can this fix confusion by causing more of it?
If you say so.
It's also descriptive in the sense that the rudder used for steering was historically on the "right" side of the boat which is the natural place for it if you're right handed. Starboard, whatever its complete etymology is, comes from it being the "steering" side. Port is the side facing the port as you shouldn't have your rudder facing that direction.
/cut to two deck hands at the stern of the ship/
DH1: Can you grab the rope to the left?
DH2: My left or the ships left?
DH1: Ships left
DH2: Really wish we had terms for the ships left and right
Why not use Ships Left and Ships right all the time? Because if part of that gets drowned out and you only hear left and take an action contrary to what you're supposed to, you've now wasted time, effort and positioned yourself differently. Depending on the boat or ship that you're on, and depending the conditions, that can mean anything from a minor nuisance to potential death.
The point is to minimize errors. Not to streamline what makes it easier to learn.