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[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of that great classic:

  • Table for 26?

  • But... You're with 13 people.

  • Yes, but we like to sit on the same side of the table.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Technically, he doesn't invent them. He's just riding the trend.

Also, probably the best scene in that movie.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

A bit more nuanced then I remembered.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

He most likely wasn't a carpenter at all, the Greek just says 'builder'. Probably a stone mason

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

so you are saying Jesus was a stoner?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That explains the awful table.

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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