▲ 398 ▼ Let's play this game again (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 866 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Washedupcynic@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (7 children) With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators. permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] rmuk@feddit.uk 60 points 1 year ago (1 child) You're one of those people who can't click their fingers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) But every time someone worse takes their place permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago That's a given looking at history permalink fedilink source parent [–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Actually, 8. No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) One big finger A thumb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Yeah. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wewbull@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) You can't control which authoritarian dictator or when permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Everyone is already mortal. Nothing changes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 60 points 1 year ago (1 child) You're one of those people who can't click their fingers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) But every time someone worse takes their place permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago That's a given looking at history permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago That's a given looking at history permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Actually, 8. No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) One big finger A thumb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Yeah. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Actually, 8. No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) One big finger A thumb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Yeah. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) One big finger A thumb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rdri@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Yeah. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now permalink fedilink source parent
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) You can't control which authoritarian dictator or when permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Everyone is already mortal. Nothing changes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Everyone is already mortal. Nothing changes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it permalink fedilink source parent
