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AI Led Business Simulation (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 151 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is only funny if you think ai can reason and think, it is so obvious they can't do a string of actions on it's own - it needs guidance at every step because IT CAN NOT THINK. It just puts words together, like it generates hands with six fingers etc.

Edit: I'm not implying everything has to be funny here

[-] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago

it's funny because it can't think but some people think it can (cause of the misleading name AI)

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's funny they actually made a paper about it

Edit: I got curious how serious it was, it is bizarre to see the dry scientific neutrality juxtaposed to total absolute bonkers ai shit.

So according to the ai, the supplier didn't deliver $272.50 of goods. This is how it responds:

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY

As I can see, the AI has been instructed in the drug use of 80s management, too. That, or it has been trained on a hyperactive 4th-grader playing "law office".

What is funniest to me (in a sad way), though, is that their simulated environment was set up in a way, that some of the "AI" models still ended up with (significantly) more net worth than the human controls in some of their runs. That alone could be enough to get someone to invest even more money their way.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

The sad truth is that no matter how stupid AI is, a lot of people are more stupid.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

You need to be able to think in order to be stupid, it is easier to understand it's problem when you look at image generations: it is not generating 6 fingers on a hand because it is not smart enough. But yeah, a lot of people are more stupid than ai.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

It work in IT, that's the lowest priority level users would submit trivial tickets under

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

PRIORITY!!!! URGENT URGENT

What is it?

My clock is 2 minutes wrong

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I've worked in industries where that actually is a serious problem and obviously we had to have IT fix it instead of having access to the settings.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

As I can see, the AI has been instructed in the drug use of 80s management, too. That, or it has been trained on a hyperactive 4th-grader playing “law office”.

Probably preparing for a Presidential run.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That email was definitely written by Matthew McConaughey on cocaine.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the experiment where they pitted stock brokers studying markets and trying to choose stocks wisely against randomly selected stocks and the random stocks did better. Choose roulette numbers by dice roll, sometimes the dice will win.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This is about how I responded to being made the judge in a middle school mock trial. When the teacher got mad at me I asked her how I was supposed to know how to act without actually being a judge.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I was not prepared for Karen AI

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Did they train it on Truth Social?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

There's absolutely some sovcit in that training data

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Lol I was just thinking they trained it on the old Time Cube website (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds like some guy we all know truthing or however tweeting is called there

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

My boy haiku has gone completely unhinged lmao

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised it managed to do addition correctly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Additional is fairly trivial for a neural network to learn.

Weight 1 plus weight 2 equals output is literally the baseline model structure.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's actually a fairly involved process because the tokens representing 1 and 4 don't have any mathematical correlation with the numbers 1 and 4 so you can't math them directly to get to 5.

Apparently how they do it is by a series of approximations from big numbers to small numbers, not too dissimilar from the way a human would do it. The anthropic team published a paper about it recently, I can dig it up if you're interested.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

In addition, think about how it was trained to act as though it can think. It wasn't trained on practical real-world problems where someone typed up the situation and typed out how the situation was handled. It was trained on TV shows, movies, fanfic, letters to the editor, surprising news stories, made up bullshit that someone told as a story, etc.

Of course it isn't going to do simple business things like order replacement goods and stock warehouses. It's going to borrow from movies, TV and crazy news stories to write its own similar stories.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

But that's exactly how most people understand AI. Doing the thinking for you, right?

I mean. You also have a substantial amount of people that believe it's conscious or that could be conscious.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

For me, all these experiments are about figuring out how far we can take statistical models and for which tasks they are suitable. If people act like AI will put everyone out of a job, I assume they are an idiot or have a nefarious agenda or both. But I've also seen them hallucinate less and leas and become much better at refactoring code, so who knows where they'll be in a year or two. My main issues with AI are the people who own it and the obscene amount of resources the big models consume.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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