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Crocs are usually more pointy looking and angular than gators. Crocs are also much more dangerous.
I assure you, alligators are PLENTY dangerous. Although their testicles ARE notoriously ticklish. Go ahead. Try it.
“Hahahahaha stop hahahaha STOP hahahAHHHHHH” rips your head off
Nah, they're just big scaly alley cats.
I kayaked in a swamp full of alligators for a week. I would not do the same in a swamp full of crocodiles.