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[–] [email protected] 42 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

take a picture of the mirror, dumbass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Confirmed, fixes the issue

I'm 99% sure it's me noticing flaws because I recognise it's mine but it's very different due to mirroring

Like, damn, my face is slanted as fuck when mirrored...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Not really, it’s the distance, mirror doubles it. Selfies of most people look horrible, even if flipped, due to the camera’s distortion from the short distance.

Any time I had professional photos taken for work, the photographer stood at least 3 meters (10 feet) away, maybe even more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Like, damn, my face is slanted as fuck when mirrored...

Same bruh, same.
What my mirrored face looks like to me:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Ok done.

Now what?