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Anon reflects on a conundrum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Absolutely, just lay down on a beach or by a pool in a bathing suit posing like Salma Hayek / Jack Black for a while, then just send in a request for your photos to NASA with the timeframe and coordinates.

They will reduce the resolution a little and do some filtering as to not reveal the exact capabilities of their optics.

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