A hot girl told me I had really big calf muscles today (hexbear.net)

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Was at some "food trucks and beer" in the park thing near my friend's place and they had some of those hot girls in skimpy outfits who hand out like shots of energy drinks or tequila or whatever to promote the brand. Explorative I know, but also free tequila.

Anyway, one was like "holy shit you have the hugest calf muscles" (I work on my feet and do a lot of hiking), and like kept going on about it. "Damn do you run or something? It looks like you have bowling balls strapped to your legs."

And I was a bit like mob-bashful

I got a mild ego boost from that.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some Australian dude pointed at my belly the other day and said "oh wow you have..." And I said "I know, I know, an outie", and then he said no, you have abs. That was a pretty good ego boost. He then tried to lick my belly button

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