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A hot girl told me I had really big calf muscles today
(hexbear.net)
Was at some "food trucks and beer" in the park thing near my friend's place and they had some of those hot girls in skimpy outfits who hand out like shots of energy drinks or tequila or whatever to promote the brand. Explorative I know, but also free tequila.
Anyway, one was like "holy shit you have the hugest calf muscles" (I work on my feet and do a lot of hiking), and like kept going on about it. "Damn do you run or something? It looks like you have bowling balls strapped to your legs."
And I was a bit like 
I got a mild ego boost from that.
Not in hopes they needed it - I'd rather they didn't - but if they did need it, hoping I could help.
Shout out to the comrade with the Munchausen/savior complex who hopes people are suffering so they can alleviate it. Gotta be one of my least favorite tendencies.
Lol idk about comrades but I definitely met some Christians like that growing up.