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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Connically they do! Or maybe something else

If being chased by a vampire, the advice is scatter seeds on the ground, the vampire will be compelled to stop and count them

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Canonically."

And this was pretty funny in The X-Files, when Mulder spilled sunflower seeds. The vampire drops to the floor and starts counting, spitting at him, "You dick!"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha, that's awesome.

I didn't learn about this aspect of vampires till a couple years ago. I always wondered why the count on Sesame Street was a vampire.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The slightly goofy Francis Ford Coppola adaptation both includes it and solves it. Van Helsing throws a bowl of grains into the air and Dracula names the total before they hit the ground.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

So Rain Man was a vampire?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

'Bout a hundred grains of rice.

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