this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago (1 children)

don't ever believe you accomplished something. it was jesus who did it for you. unless you fail. then it's 100% your own fault

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

privatize profits, socialize losses ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Jesus saves, Satan invests.