Whatever that little thing laying on the rock would fuck me up.

You have to use your 3D monocle for this one

Id say you could even make it 5 feet with the thing before momma caught up and turned you into a fine red mist

Thats how we made it this far. Some absolute morons charge ahead and get themselves killed, while everyone else shakes their head. With some animals it works, surprisingly. Others we learn to keep away from- until the next moron feels like " hey, lets try that thing again!".

Zoom in on my shirt, the ring around my neck is about the height and width of a gummy bear, or at least close enough to work as an average