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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pooping after 3 days of holding it in.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is gonna be lemmy's poop knife and broken arms

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you throw me a link? I kinda missed it and am not sure if the search function would even find it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

also posted below, but this needs to be shared

here you go

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Throw in a mysterious hidden safe and you’ve got your old reddit back!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was first meme post for me to see on fediverse and I always have a bit of chuckle from it :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Definitely not pooping on day 2 like a bitch though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm going to have to disagree on this one. After 3 days you aren't going to have a soft, enjoyable poo. You're going to be passing a small turd-child through a hole that's not meant to stretch that wide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, it would be at least 13 kurecks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sure, but it only gets harder the longer it goes on. At 3 days it's worth it to expel that turd-child