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Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed Monday that gavels and black gowns were sufficient evidence to tie an individual to the MS-13 gang. “For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said Patel, who urged U.S. citizens to remain vigilant and immediately report such suspects to authorities so they could be detained and deported.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I'll be honest, I ate it. Satire is dead.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say, there precedent now to ACTUALLY say shit like this.....

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