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[–] [email protected] 147 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I could use a hug and/or girlfriend...

[–] [email protected] 165 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Best I can do is internet high five. I smacked my hand on the phone screen. You do the same.

Edit: I'm slapping the shit out of my phone screen. There are more than enough high fives to go around for all of you. Do NOT put any other part of your body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do NOT put any other body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

Thanks for patting my head. Get scammed lmfao

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Be thankful they didn't do something worse, I guess

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kapwing! I redirected your intercept back on course.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I did that water drop thing from Kung Fu Panda 2 to strategically and majestically lead it off course once more

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

here you go: ✋

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I also want to use your girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are your weekend plans? Getting out there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm sick, so nothing :(