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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I also choose that guy's dead fish

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