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I am become death, destroyer of worlds. (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!