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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Or the cat could secretly be a wicked witch, who then vows to make an evil AI to contact aliens in order to slay all humans in revenge. Who knows what monstrous things could happen as a consequence of getting a cat wet????

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

I never thought of it that way.

battle snare drum to a montage of buying Super Soakers, ending with a one-liner to camera...

...It's time to get some pussies wet... and witches. But mainly the pussies because the aliens. Damn it, I ruined the one-liner.