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floats away in disgust (discuss.tchncs.de)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sodium walks into a bar pushing a shy electron, and orders two drinks.

"Three drink minimum" says the barman.

"Oh dont worry", says Sodium, "I'm waiting for him to come out of his shell so that I can hook up with someone else."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No one likes my well-thought out joke.... 😢

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I and 12 others at this moment do. If that doesn't help, then imagine a group of thirteen of us, in person, where your joke made the whole group laugh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Sodium walks into a bar, orders a drink and tips the bartender an electron. The bartender asks what it is for. Sodium says: "nothing. Just feeling positive today".