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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

What's extra frustrating is the previous guy did create a git repo of these types of hacks, but this one doesn't live in it for no discernible reason.

[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)
[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

He does charge a consulting fee to "fix" these issues

Almost all of them are dumb shit like this, where something is built in super hacky and dumbass ways.

[–] blarth 103 points 2 weeks ago

It’s his kill switch and he forgot to check in.

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