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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

tinder girl

You mean you met her on tinder. What makes her a tinder girl and not you a tinder girl?

Edit meant boy

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[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Obviously he means she is dry and flammable, thus is great for starting fires.

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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

My wife is also a wooden mannequin.

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Ah okay, he must be in the green text

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

His cock

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 10 points 2 years ago

Thanks for clearing that up

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Less that and more he likes his masculinity

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Not exactly a disqualifying characteristic for a woman, all things considered

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

sure. My cock

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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

We are commonly referred to as tinder folk

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[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Unless the person you respond to is trans the fact that they describe themselves as being referred to as a "chinese boy" would suggest that they are likely not a girl.

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks! That’s helps!

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