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I'll start.
It's tragic how many terrible things that President "Smokin' Diamond" Joe Biden has had to allow to pass because there simply isn't enough of a majority to overcome GOP opposition to everything. If only there were some common-sense bills could be passed, with bipartisan support, then maybe we could remember that this country is already great, mend the divide, and get back on track.
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(FUCK. That hurt to write, including the "the entire world is Burgerland" presumptive delivery. I need a shower.) 
Guys let's calm it with the tankie stuff. I know the more moderate liberals (because we're liberals too at the end of the day) can sometimes be a bit overzealous about China and Russia, but that's no reason to go around repeating propaganda and denying the established facts. Yes I'm a progressive. Yes I believe that Xi Jinping has personally eaten 10,000,000 children since taking power. There's no contradiction there. On the contrary, being a progressive is impossible without a firm commitment to truth.