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i just wanna live (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I said this the last time this was posted and I'm saying it again

"THEN MAYBE DON'T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes I try to imagine a giant version running around in a proportionally fast speed. That really activates my fight or flight response

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If they weren't fast enough, how would they catch the cockroaches?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I can catch a lot of things if I sprint, but I don't usually sprint from the couch to the kitchen.