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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

don't worry, you're probably just thick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

True but this time I was just tired and drunk hahaha. Reading it now makes sense

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No, that title is orthographically wrong, besides using some very non-standard phrasing: the name of the startup, 11x, should have been between commas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Breaking: Reply Guy Baffled By Headlinese Complains About Punctuation, Tortures Comma, Semicolon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

AI sales startup Never claims customers it doesn’t have for software that doesn’t work

See how that risks getting really confusing without commas or quotes?

They're called appositive commas and they surround "not essential" add-on information. The name of the startup here is not truly essential, it's added just for color (pretty sure nobody'd think, "oh, a typo" if they wrote "12x").

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

@NoSpotOfGround @self

[Guy who just learned what an appositive comma is]: "Hey, this could really benefit from some appositive commas"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The name of the company is actually important information in a news story about a company.

And yes, if you change the headline to one that is confusing, then it becomes confusing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wow! imagine if this post was funny, informative, or even fucking correct at all

I notice you didn’t give an example of the title with appositive commas though. maybe because it flows like shit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

or alternatively, and hear me out here

lecture me on fucking grammar again like a mediocre grade school teacher and get banned

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm assuming you're a mod or admin here? I'm surprised you took my explanation as lecturing... I was merely explaining in what way that title is wrong when you mocked my comment. No offense meant.

Stand up straight when I'm talking to you!

I never knew you were a person who wielded a lot of power here. I'm glad you mentioned that, as anyone with confidence in themselves should.

If I catch you missing another capital letter or punctuation mark, you're off to the principal, you hear me?

Please accept my apologies and hope that we can overlook this momentary lapse on my part. Please, no ban?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow, look at that sass. Are you doing anything later tonight? 'Cause I doubt you'll be posting here.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago

Hey, your reply earlier was pretty sassy and funny too. I upvoted!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

hahaha yeah nah this ain’t it

but while you’re briefly still here, you know what really helped me when I was 13 and still an absolute shithead about what I was led to believe was the one true proper english, to the detriment of my ability to write with tone and feeling?

I read achewood and I finally understood how to write with texture

anyway you won’t take this advice because you’re the type who gets off on incorrecting someone else’s writing, but for a better audience than you: read achewood and finally understand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Cool. Do Oxford comma next!