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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Aren't you afraid other countries will treat you the way Americans are treating others? Why not stay and fix your goddamn country.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The USians leaving are the ones who didn’t vote for fascism and at least speaking for myself, are learning the language and culture of the place they are going to. I appreciate you not wanting a USian immigrant crisis, but I hope you can welcome those of us who make it over AND who treat the locals with respect. 🥺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We don't know how. We were told all our lives that voting was the fix, but that system is broken now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I believe you call it the "second amendment." We've been hearing about how America needw school shootings cause of it for decades.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

wdym it worked perfectly as described, nobody went and voted, if you look at the numbers it's clear, poor turnout.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You know how. Everyone knows how. They're just too scared of a real fight to go through the methods

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Me when Jews fled Germany. Me when people flee South America. Me when people flee war torn countries. If people (who didn't vote for this) can leave, I hope they do. It hasn't been our country in a long time. Individuals deserve the liberties guaranteed to them by the constitution and if they can no longer find that here and are able to find it elsewhere, they should. There is not enough will here to change things. Throwing yourself at the wall of fascism is a great way to die needlessly. No one should be obligated to die because of the failings of the government they happen to live under. If we had the numbers and could do something, maybe I'd understand your perspective, but we don't have the numbers, and we live in a surveillance state the likes of which history does not have an analogue for. Our government has cameras everywhere and is able to track our every conversation. People here believe this is the will of god. There's no quick fix for that and I don't think people that will be actively hunted down in the meantime have any obligation to stay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

People in other countries are far less scary than oppressive fascist governments

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

other countries treat travelers very nicely. even Vietnam, which is the only country I was kind of nervous about visiting.

staying and fixing the country isn't really worth it right now, that's like suggesting someone stay in an abuseive household and "fix" their abusive father.

get out of the house first, go from there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

staying and fixing the country isn’t really worth it right now, that’s like suggesting someone stay in an abuseive household and “fix” their abusive father.

what do you think civil wars are?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you think centaurs are?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

creatures that only exist in fiction? Like your comments?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"creatures that only exist in fiction?"

Why are you asking me?

"Like your comments?"

Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are you asking me?

you asked me lil bro.

Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

advanced internet users like myself call this "humor" or "comedy" the joke here is that i'm making fun of your nonsensical comments by calling back to the previous comment you left, after responding to it, that would be referred to as "witt" or "witty humor"

I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

thinking these jokes up is really hard, takes me all day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"you asked me"

no I didn't sport, you got yourself all turned around

"advanced internet users like myself call this "humor"..."

just keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there one day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

aw cute, am i like your kid or something now? Can i call you dad, or should it be mom? Which do you prefer?

just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

i sure hope so ambiguous parent figure! I want you to be proud of me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

professor is probably better, seeing as you're getting schooled.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah, i see you prefer age play, interesting.

How many students of yours do you normally fuck?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

don't fuck your students, that's disgusting on many levels.

Especially if you are admitting to having sex with children, @[email protected]

I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise, and you should stop whatever you are doing to those children, and turn yourself in.

You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

im not the professor am i?

cool cute little ping to my user bro. You literally said you were the professor, i literally said i was your kid. Maybe you should read the room and figure out that i'm the one playing you.

I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise

in any case, that's fine, i wouldn't want to be a cause for sexual harassment or assault would i?

You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

unfortunate, do you teach psychology by chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

'im not the professor am i?"

god, haha, no, you're embarrassing, but that's down to your behavior, pedo.

"...would i?"

You admitted to abusing children, it doesn't matter what you'd like at this point.

"unfortunate"

stroof.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

god, haha, no, you’re embarrassing, but that’s down to your behavior, pedo.

ah, you're funny, you remind me a dog, capable of only expressing the most fundamental of emotion and connection. Due to millennia of evolutionary selection.

You admitted to abusing children, it doesn’t matter what you’d like at this point.

i don't recall doing that, weirdly enough, seems like you're just taking what i say, and then inverting it, to cope and make yourself feel better, rather than actually provide any witty comeback, or better yet, just stop replying. Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you.

stroof.

you aussie or something? Would explain why cost of housing is so unbelievably fucked for you, unless you're traveling. Unfortunately for the rest of the world our housing is affordable, in comparison to aussie realestate.

Eh, what do i know, maybe you're from NZ or something funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Due to millennia of evolutionary selection."

You got that pathetic so much quicker, congrats!

"Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you."

You are talking about fucking children. You look like a pedophile.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You got that pathetic so much quicker, congrats!

yeah idk, i think legally that might be classified as a "sick burn"

You are talking about fucking children. You look like a pedophile.

listen bro, i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now, ok. That's all im gonna say, smells like projection on your part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now..."

you literally are the one, as shown in your comments about fucking children above. you should stop and get help or turn yourself in.

you have to deal with that sickness yourself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's crazy bro, are you going to say anything else are you going to keep downvoting my comments because you have a collective 2 iq inside of your head, capable of only regurgitating the most basic of broken AI LLM behavior.

Anyway, curious that you're still talking about fucking children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

"Anyway, curious....about fucking children."

I'm not your bro, you disgusting pedophile.

someone has to tell you to stop, and you seem obsessed with me, so here we are.