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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

To take this a bit further: don’t touch it at all. You don’t know where that gun has been or what it’s done. If you touch it, you become a suspect in whatever crime was committed.

I don’t typically advocate for this, but in this case, call your local LEO and move away from the weapon. But make sure nobody else (kids especially) don’t come grabbing it up after you.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If necessary, shoot anyone trying to approach the gun. /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's silly, you shoot them BEFORE they approach the gun as a deterrent for maximum safety.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm learning so much about gun safety!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I learned this from nearly every episode of Perry Mason

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Matlock for me.