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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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The thousands of people that boarded the warp gate everyday didn't mind the 4.2 year journey since they weren't actually conscious for it. (lemmy.world)
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Unfortunately, it also took us 4.2 years to receive the message explaining that the far end of the portal had broken.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Conservation of information would like a word with you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well, it can have a chat with Phineas Gage then. We don't need literally every atom in exactly the right place, for the brain to work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

well it can suck my dick because i don't care if i end up 5 atoms different, i end up 5 atoms different every single day anyways. There is no amount of identity crisis stuff you can throw at me that i cannot simply counter with "well i don't care, that's fine".

Never give an optimistic nihilist socialist access to cloning technology because they will just do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2FS7pZAnc