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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nuclear fission/geothermal: am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have you eaten fissile material or lava?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Harkens back to those old Aleve commercials

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On hexbear, nobody knows you're a crab living on a geothermal vent in the Middle Atlantic Rift, eating snails that have grazed sulfur-eating bacteria all their life hex-crab-chapo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds better than my job, can I move into the community?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No but I've eaten basil grown under a lamp in a location that is primarily nuclear powered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fission reactants were formed in a star.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But not the sun. And r-process elements form on supernova which arguably aren't stars anymore.