Thank you, federation, for bringing libs to our lair once again.
They really always default to the same fucking shit "BOT! XINNIE THE POOH!" like an actual NPC 
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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god they just radiate redditor energy
what posting on reddit does to a mf
I refuse to go there but are they doing the reddit shit where everyone tells the same jokes in every thread?
Sounds like a real paradise
The Postal town?
Redditors are the sentient large language models the techbros have been after.
considering how much of reddit is bots these days, this is as literal as you'd like to make it
can confirm this happens every. damn. thread.
yeah this honestly. this comment hit me right in the feels. shut up and take my upvote!
this is gonna get buried and I'm probably gonna get downvoted for this but fuck Russia and fuck Putler.
edit: wow, this thread really blew up! RIP my inbox!
edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
edit3: I'm seeing word that there's some tankies hanging around on this thread, and I'm only going to say this once - get the fuck out. Maybe you went, I don't know, to a LIBRARY for once in your lives and read a book on the Soviet Union that you so fervently worship, let alone the authoritarian Chinese government, you wouldn't be such fucking douchecanoes.
edit4: holy shit somebody gave me platinum! you are epic, good sir!
edit5: who would have thought my most upvoted comment would have been on this thread!
edit6: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) swiggity swooty
edit7: alright, I'm noping the fuck out of here! see you later everybody!
satire too good