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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's easy to say I didn't read your message, which I obviously did (why write lies like that?), just because you don't understand my point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Because I clearly said that you don't cut up things into tiny pieces. It was both in the first paragraph in my post and the last one. I said you use tiny functions to glue together larger systems. So yeah you clearly didn't read what I wrote.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Micro services is already cutting stuff up in small pieces lol.

The opposite us monolithic software.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I literally didn’t mention micro services at all. So once again it’s very clear you didn’t read what I wrote. And no, that’s not what micro services are. Smdh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Who cares if you mentioned it? Don't you know what microservices are?

You seem to just want to be "right", so sure continue with your new "nano services" if that's your thing, sheesh. Just watch out for those pico-services.