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Opinion | Want employees to return to the office? Then give each one an office (wapo.st)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would settle for just the teleporter, so home is still seconds away. Then I would have a fridge, and private bathroom, and access to my dog.

Can it be like the doors in Monsters Inc? I've got wall space for a door.

(Teleporters, even linked teleporters would be such a game changer)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fuck that, I don't want my boss coming into my house through a teleporter.

So many employers act like they own their employees as it is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe if there was a controllable delay on the teleporter...

NOTIFICATION: Your boss has entered the teleporter buffer. Allow materialization? [YES] [NO] [ASK ME AGAIN LATER]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Allow dematerialization. I'll think about the rematerialization.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

[FACTORY RESET] selected, are you sure? Please do not power off while occupants are in the chamber.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey @entropicdrift, I'm sorry to wake you--you looked so peaceful--but do you have the cover page for this TPS report?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

teleporters will have keys like vehicles and buildings, to prevent unauthorized access.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I practically would love teleporters. The philosophical issues would keep me from just diving right in though.