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[–] [email protected] 44 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I ate the onion. This is on point.

Uh, brb, I’m off to write & submit a movie script…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago

I ate it too. In China, they do this with their cinema, and I partook heavily of that product for many years, so it felt familiar.