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Scratch that itch (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

When you see red, you're clean.

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