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[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I am

  • certified in post-graduation from College University in Berkley
  • licensed to conceal firearms reciprocally in most states
  • a recipient of the Lecturer Emeritus Magnum Corpus Award from The Technical School (sponsored by Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Stanford, & MIT)
  • a committee member of the NY Jets Physiology and Kinesiology abstract approval board
  • a published author of the featured article "This is Why" in SkyMall Magazine
  • the principle supervisor of the LA Port Authority's yearly donation collection drive for cancer independence
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I need you to jazz up my resume, please.