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Last longer than a Tik Tok Rule (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] 32 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago*

    Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth.

    Rude.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago*

    I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.

    Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My record is almost 8 hours friend.

    You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.

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  • [+] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

    1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

    2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

    But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

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