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[–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My record is almost 8 hours friend.

You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

    1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

    2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

    But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

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