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[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

At least the hot dog is still edible

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I'm sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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