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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can’t find the statistic any more, but it was something like 80% of people who are kidnapped and are taken in the kidnapper’s car are killed. Like this kid’s situation, fight, scream, do everything possible to not be taken.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is what I do every time and it always works

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, what do you mean every time?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They're so fun to try and kidnap, I've given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean killing the person you've just snatched into your car right?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Works like a charm